LOYAL WIFE

 

 

 

The Loyal Wife There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the after life with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.   Well, he died  . . . He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait,   just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. Her friend said, "I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied "Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !!! ?" "I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it." Moral of the story:  Women are cleverer than Men .....   Send this to a clever  women you know,  or a man with a  good sense of humour  . . . . . I just did.               All the latest on four wheels and more Get it now.

 

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P.O. Box 2716, Dubai,
United Arab Emirates,
Tel. +971 4 2858255,
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This communication and any files transmitted with it are confidential and may also be privileged. It is for the exclusive use of the intended recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient or the person responsible for delivering it to the intended recipient(s), please note that any form of distribution, copying or use of this communication or information contained in it is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this communication in error please return it to the sender, and delete the material from any computer. We reserve the right to monitor email communications through normal internal and external networks. We believe but not warrant that the email and the attachments are virus free. The statement and opinions expressed in this communication are those of the writer and do not necessarily represent those of Khansaheb Civil Engineering LLC, whose registered office address is


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United Arab Emirates,
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